Costa Rican authorities are disclaiming responsibility for the rapidly deteriorating state of the nation’s roads. The Ministry of Public Works and Transport (MOPT) and the local municipality both assert they bear no blame for the infrastructure failures. This denial of accountability leaves citizens feeling abandoned and vulnerable, prompting comparisons to a popular comedic character known for seeking help in desperate situations. The situation highlights a growing concern over infrastructure neglect and a lack of clear ownership for maintenance and repairs. Residents are facing increasingly dangerous road conditions with no immediate solutions in sight. The lack of a responsible party is exacerbating public frustration and raising questions about future infrastructure investment. This impasse leaves commuters and citizens uncertain about when, or if, improvements will be made.