The Portuguese newspaper *O Observador* has awarded satirical “awards” to attendees and entities connected to the recent Social Democratic Party (PSD) congress. Miguel Albuquerque was dubbed “rezingão” – roughly translated as “the one who puts things in order” – for his role in maintaining decorum during the event. Other “awards,” presented with a humorous tone, recognized individuals deemed prominent (“estrelas” or “stars”) and a surprising choice, Santana. The awards are intended as lighthearted commentary on the congress proceedings and its participants. The inclusion of a restaurant among the recipients adds to the satirical nature of the recognition. *O Observador* has a history of bestowing these types of awards following political events. The awards aim to provide a playful assessment of the congress’s key moments and figures.