Eight major oil companies have reported combined profits exceeding $93 billion in just three months, fueled by global instability and soaring energy prices. The surge in earnings coincides with the ongoing conflict involving the US, Israel, and Iran, as well as a climate crisis manifesting in deadly heatwaves. Companies like Saudi Aramco, BP, Shell, and ExxonMobil are benefitting from the increased demand and elevated costs. Former President Trump reportedly claimed these companies are “taking advantage of my war.” This substantial profit raises questions about energy market dynamics and the impact of geopolitical events on oil prices. The situation underscores a worrying trend of increased profits for oil companies during periods of global crisis. Further analysis is needed to determine the long-term effects of these profits on consumers and the environment.