Bengali satirical magazine *Rosh+Alo* has issued a statement explicitly denying any connection to FIFA, the World Cup fixtures, draws, refereeing decisions, or match results. The magazine humorously labels the announcement as “urgent (and completely unnecessary).” This clarification emphasizes that *Rosh+Alo* has no influence whatsoever on the tournament’s proceedings. The statement appears to be a lighthearted response to potential speculation or jokes about the magazine’s involvement. It seems intended to preemptively dismiss any suggestion that their content could affect the World Cup. *Rosh+Alo* is known for its humorous and often critical commentary on current events, but maintains it has no real power over football’s governing body. The magazine's declaration aims to definitively separate its work from the official World Cup operations.