This article highlights five unconventional candidates running in the upcoming elections in Slovakia. Some candidates appear to be running their campaigns more for personal gain—seeking influencer status—than with serious political intent. The piece acknowledges a subjective selection process, aiming to showcase interesting campaigns rather than provide exhaustive coverage. One notable candidate from Rožňava is a fitness trainer. The campaigns also include candidates advocating for “Slovexit,” the secession of Slovakia, and unique pairings such as “Holuba on Holuba” in Petržalka. Another candidate in Petržalka identifies as anti-liberal, while a candidate associated with Ľubomír Kotleba faces challenging odds, suggested by a 1:88 campaign ratio.