Several former Peruvian presidents – Manuel Merino, Francisco Sagasti, Dina Boluarte, and José María Balcázar – allegedly attempted to secure lifetime pensions despite holding office for very short periods. This sparked public outrage given that many Peruvian citizens work for decades and receive inadequate retirement benefits. The actions have led to accusations of exploiting the system for personal gain, prompting comparisons to parasitic behavior. Fortunately, the Peruvian Congress has already rejected the pension requests of three of these former leaders. Currently, the fourth request from José María Balcázar remains pending and awaits a congressional decision. The case highlights concerns about accountability and fairness within the Peruvian political system, and raises questions about the benefits afforded to former officials. The original report appeared in Lima Gris.