French columnist Samuel Fitoussi has offered a satirical take on the potential performance of the French national football team at the upcoming World Cup hosted jointly by the United States, Mexico, and Canada. In a recurring chronicle, Fitoussi provides an ironic commentary on current events. This week’s piece focuses on imagining the team’s progress throughout the tournament. The column doesn’t report on actual events but rather presents a fictionalized and humorous account of France’s World Cup experience. It’s part of a series where the columnist offers a unique, often critical, perspective on various topics. The piece is intended as lighthearted social commentary through the lens of football. Readers can expect a playful and imaginative outlook on the team’s prospects.