A columnist attempted to watch the USA-Australia soccer game with American expatriates, seeking an experience beyond typical tourist venues. He successfully found a location with Americans, but was surprised by the low turnout. Despite the intention to share the viewing experience with fellow Americans, attendance was significantly lower than anticipated. The columnist’s goal was to connect with Americans living outside of mainstream tourist areas and enjoy the game with them. The unexpectedly small crowd suggests a limited level of interest in the match among Americans residing in the area. This observation formed the core of his column, highlighting an unexpected dynamic surrounding the sporting event. The experience prompted reflection on the engagement of American expats with international soccer.